Bloodhound Gang - My Dad Says Thats For Pussies Chords

Bloodhound Gang - My Dad Says Thats For Pussies Chords

INTRO

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VERSE:

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Fuck Guns N Roses without Slash
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A real man never uses hair product unless he's black
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Toilet paper is for queers
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Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer

CHORUS:

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You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5     B5              DB5
My dad says that's for pussies

VERSE:

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Ain't gonna lift the seat to wizz
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Just 'cause it's called men's gymnastics doesn't mean it is
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This fairtrade coffee tastes like gay
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Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey

CHORUS:

    A5             B5         E5       Db5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5     B5              Db5
My dad says that's for pussies

BRIDGE:

B5

F#5
Libraries, back-up parachutes and 
A5
The Versailles Treaty
Seatbelts, Hurricane warnings and 
F#5
Anti-freeze, rogaine, helmets, CPR and
A5       B5
Kenny G, wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and

E5
Harmonies  
John Wayne would never use a surge protector!

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You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5     B5              DB5
My dad says that's for pussies
    A5             B5         E5       Db5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5     B5              DB5
My dad says that's for pussies

KEY CHANGE (OUTRO)

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You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5     B5
My dad says 
A5     B5
My dad says 
A5     B5
My dad says 
           F#5
that's for pussies

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